By following the simple advice I heard on the Dr.
Phil Show, I have finally found inner peace.
Dr. Phil proclaimed, "The way to achieve inner peace is to finish all
the things you've started and never finished".
So, I looked around my house to see all the things I started and hadn't
finished, and before leaving the house this
morning, I finished off a bottle of Merlot, a bottle of White
Zinfandel, a bottle of Bailey's Irish Cream, a bottle of Kalua,
a package of Oreos,the remainder of my old Prozac prescription, the
rest of the cheesecake,
some Doritos and a box of chocolates.
You have no idea how freaking good I feel.