New USA Government Seal      


Official Announcement:

The government today announced that it
is changing its emblem from an Eagle to a CONDOM because it more accurately
reflects the government's political stance. A condom allows for inflation,
halts production, destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of pricks,
and gives you a sense of security while you're actually being screwed!


Damn, it just doesn't get more accurate
than that!