Halloween Joke
Hurricanes and Hangovers and Other Tall Tales and Loose Lies from the Coconut Telegraph by Dear Miss Mermaid
 
A couple was getting ready to go to a Halloween party but the
wife had a terrible headache. She told her husband to go anyway.
After a short argument he agreed, and she took some aspirin and
went to bed. Later she awoke and felt great, so she decided to
go to the party and see what her hubby did when she wasn't
around. As soon as she arrived, she noticed him on the dance
floor getting very friendly with every hottie in the place, and
groping them when he could.

She then cut in and rubbed close to him. When the song ended, he
leaned over and whispered in her ear, "Let's go outside." So the
two costumed characters snuck off and occupied themselves in one
of the parked cars.

Midnight was to be the unveiling of the party-goers, so she
slipped out and went home before the clock struck twelve.

When he got home she asked, "How was the party? Did you meet any
interesting people?"

He replied, "You know me, dear. I don't have a good time when
you're not with me. I ran into a few friends and we ended up in
the basement playing poker. It wasn't very fun at all. But the
guy I loaned my costume to had the time of his life!" 

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