... you don't even have
to like them to appreciate this one!!
We were dressed and ready to go out
for the New Years Eve Party.
We turned on a night light, turned the answering
covered our pet parakeet and put the cat in the backyard.
phoned the local cab company and requested a taxi.
The taxi arrived and we
opened the front door to leave the house.
The cat we put out in the yard,
scoots back into the house.
We didn't want the cat shut in the house because
tries to eat the bird.
My wife goes out to the taxi, while I
went inside to get the cat.
The cat runs upstairs, with me in hot
Waiting in the cab, my wife doesn't want the driver to know
the house will be empty for the night. So, she explains to the
driver that I will be out soon, "He's just going upstairs to
goodbye to my mother."
A few minutes later, I get into the cab. "Sorry
I took so long," I said,
as we drove away. "That stupid bitch was hiding
under the bed. I had
to poke her with a coat hanger to get her to come out!
She tried to take
off, so I grabbed her by the neck. Then, I had to wrap her
in a blanket
to keep her from scratching me. But it worked! I hauled her fat
downstairs and threw her out into the back yard!"
The cab driver hit a