POETRY FOR THE SEXES
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WOMAN'S POEM 

Before I lay me down to sleep,
I pray for a man, who's not a creep,
One who's handsome, smart and strong.
One who loves to listen long,
 One who thinks before he speaks,
One who'll  call,not wait for weeks.
I pray he's gainfully employed,
When I spend  his cash, won't be annoyed.
Pulls out my chair and opens my door,
Massages my back and begs to do more.
Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind,
Knows what to answer to "how big is my behind?"
I pray that  this man will love me to no end,
And always be my very best friend. 

MAN'S POEM
 I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with huge boobs who owns
a liquor store and a golf course.
 This doesn't rhyme and I don't give a
shit.

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