If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.
(Hardly seems worth it.)
If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.
(Now that's more like it!)
The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet. ( O.M.G ! ...gee, imagine if your penis could generate that kind of pressure, you could set pee distant records and be in the Guinness World Book of Records)
A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes.
(In my next life, I want to be a pig. )
A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to death. (Creepy.)
(I know people who have been running around without their heads for longer than that..
I'm still not over the pig.)
Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour
(Don't try this at home, maybe at work and make sure you wearing a good helmet )
The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off.
(If you get an invitation from her to copulate, just answer Manty Honey, not tonight,
I have a headache)
The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human jumping the length of a football field.
(30 minutes..lucky pig! Can you imagine?)
The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds. (What could be so tasty at the bottom of a pond?)
Some lions mate over 50 times a day. (There better be an abundance of female lions around, other wise, guys better watch out
I still want to be a pig in my next life...quality over quantity)
Butterflies taste with their feet .
(Something I always wanted to know.)
The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue. (Hmmmmmm......wouldn
bet on that)
Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people.
(If you're ambidextrous, do you split the difference or can you live your left handed life
span first and then continue on with the right handed life span?)
Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump.
(Okay, so that would be a good thing)
A cat's urine glows under a black light.
(I wonder who was paid to figure that out??? Doesn't all pee glow under a black light? )
An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.
( I know some people like that. )
Starfish have no brains
( I know some people like that too.)
Polar bears are left-handed.
(If they switch, they'll live a lot longer )
Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.
(What about that pig??)
Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread these crazy facts and send this to someone you want to bring a smile to, maybe even a chuckle .
In other words, send it to everyone!
( And God love that pig!)
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